ESCAPE FROM DORG HOUSE

Ugly ten-man win's a set-piece of cake

- JEREMY CROSS

MANCHESTER UNITED secured a rare league win after having the good fortune to run into a team worse than them at Old Trafford.

Despite taking the lead and having an extra man for half a game, Ipswich still managed to lose to one of the worst United teams on record.

This was a calamitous game from start to finish. A woeful advert for the Premier League.

United starred in their own footballing version of the The Good, Bad & Ugly, while Ipswich stuck to just bad.

United gifted Ipswich's Jaden Philogene two first-half goals with comical defending, while Patrick Dorgu was dismissed.