Bloke’s filthy bed turns my stomach

..BUT HE WON'T GET RID

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MY boyfriend expects me to have sex on a bed that’s seen 50 lovers before me.

Back in September, when he invited me to move in with him, I ordered him to redecorate and refurnish his filthy flat. I insisted he cleared his clutter, buy fresh linen and get the bathroom fixed.

Most of all I stormed that I wouldn't sleep in the bed that he shared with his ex-wives, ex-partners and at least 50 ex-lovers.

He agreed. I gave up my room in my flatshare and hauled my stuff over to his place. But now that I’m here it's clear that he hasn't made any effort at all.

The clutter has been shoved in the spare room. The shower and toilet still don’t work properly and, worst of all, his horrible “shag palace” of a bed is still in pride of place in his bedroom.

It’s a wrought iron beast of a thing with a grubby mattress that has seen too much action.