BACKING THE BLACK STUFF

Toon in for Cup glory

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I'M still nursing a hangover after the Cheltenham Festival.

After waking up feeling rough every day this week, I've decided to make a life-changing decision. I'm going to drink more water before bed.

I had such a sore head this morning, I just stood in the shower for nearly an hour. Then I summoned the strength to turn it on.

This hangover is so intense it feels like Quentin Tarantino directed it.