Time Trump was Dunne & dusted

THE World Cup is heading to the US and many yanks may not be up to speed with footie terms.

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Offside, for example. Offside is an offence involving an attacking side trying to gain an unfair advantage in opposition territory.

So to put it in a way Americans may get, it's like the US claiming to be in peace talks with Iran but secretly monitoring where its leader is before bombing the crap out of the place.

No need for VAR to see how offside that was.

And how about own goal?

An own goal in football occurs when a player causes the ball to go into their own team's net, resulting in a goal for the opposing side.