IAN HOLLOWAY: I'm coming back as eagle ..or a mutt

NO disrespect, but as manager of Swindon Town FC, lan "Ollie" Holloway needs to make his mind up.

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"You say you'd like to be reincarnated as a dog," I'm reminding him, "but later you say you'd like to come back as an eagle.

"So which is it?" Ollie still sounds reluctant to choose.

"If I could soar that high, hardly having to flap my wings, and have a right good look around, that'd be wonderful," he tells me, suggesting option two would be his preference.

"Trouble is, when you landed, everyone would be scared of you and hate you. I wouldn't want that.