OOH, AAH, BELOW PAR!

ERIC CANTONA was in the Old Trafford stands for the latest Manchester derby and did not look impressed.

- BY ANDY DUNN Chief Sports Writer X@andydunnmirror

No wonder.

He would have had more fun watching seagulls follow trawlers.

As the clock ticked painfully, but mercifully, towards added-time, there was a break in what counted for play and Omar Marmoush sought refreshment.

And pleasantly, he shared his drink and a smile with Alejandro Garnacho. Lovely. Without going full Roy Keane, it was a moment that encapsulated this dreary engagement a load of mates from Cheshire's coolest places having a Sunday afternoon run-out that was not to be taken over-seriously.

Quite how there were four yellow cards in a match that lacked any sort of edge is something of a mystery.

The result was more damaging for Pep Guardiola's side, who, with seven games remaining, are facing a real struggle to finish in the top five.