Awesome bucket list? Thankfully, I can't be a***d

IN times gone by, this would have been Olde Routledge's Almanack for 2025. A madcap mixture of predictions: some hopeful, some baleful and some that would come true. I get it right sometimes. But let's do something different, based on a bargain book bought for £1.50 in a Skipton charity shop: Can't Be Arsed by Richard Wilson.

- PAUL ROUTLEDGE

Not the one who plays Victor Meldrew, though it's up his street, but the one who produces Have I Got News For You. He takes the bucket list and stands it on its head, debunking the 101 things to do before you kick the bucket.