Errol Musk: a 20th-century relic and the last of the dinosaurs who roam Earth

Errol Musk, whose busy loins begat Elon (and a child by Elon's stepsister), gives the kind of sex-Mist, racist quotes that make digital media salivate.

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Not a week goes by without Errol (who was born in 1946, the same year as US President Donald Trump) leaping at interview offers to offload his opinions, thoughts, advice to governments, women, his son and the world at large. Like a prophet from a dying age.

Circling above like a bird of prey is the algorithm. And Errol Musk is an algorithmic wet dream.

Feral Errol generates quotes that predate civilisation as we know it almost as regularly as Trump and his overlord son, Elon, the richest man in the world, who has petridished 13 "acknowledged" children.

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They are the apex predators of the pyramid that trickles down to the Joe Rogans, Andrew Tates and other testosterone-fuelled Maga influencers on Musk's X, and inserting themselves everywhere else.

Make no mistake, there are many women in this squad. First among equals is Homeland Security chief Kristi Noem, who wears bling like war medals to go with her machine gun while shaven-headed Venezuelan deportees cower in a prison cell in El Salvador. Viral in 60 seconds.

From revealing that he once thought Elon was "retarded" and the notion that a woman who has had multiple sexual partners is "dirty" to suggesting that Afrikaners are "stupid", there is no filter to Errol's brain. Much like Trump's free-styling free speech.