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Oh Spare us the self-pity, Harry
Daily Express
|May 10, 2025
PRINCE Harry's “infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me” BBC interview reminded me of the joke about the conspiracy theorist.
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The man dies and goes to Heaven, where God is waiting at the pearly gates to welcome him.
“Are you really God?” the awestruck soul inquires. God inclines his head. “Then can I ask you a question?” God nods again.
“Who really shot Kennedy?”
God rolls his eyes. “Not that one again... OK... It was Lee Harvey Oswald. He was acting alone.”
The conspiracy theorist gives God a knowing smile. “Yeah, right. Wow... this whole thing goes even higher than I thought.”
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