Gå ubegrenset med Magzter GOLD

Gå ubegrenset med Magzter GOLD

Få ubegrenset tilgang til over 9000 magasiner, aviser og premiumhistorier for bare

$149.99
 
$74.99/År
The Perfect Holiday Gift Gift Now

Up onto the roof and down again

New Zealand Listener

|

December 27 2025 - January 9 2026

Each summer, we commission nine of Aotearoa’s finest writers to tell us a short tale. This year’s theme is distraction. Here are the first three.

- BY JOHN PRINS

Up onto the roof and down again

Her husband looks like a child up there on the roof. His outline is stark against the powdered sky and Leanne is reminded of those life-sized celebrity cardboard cutouts. Despite her efforts to reach him through the heavy air, to warn him of the thickening mizzle, he will not listen. He will not come down off the roof. There he goes, making his cautious progress across the roof's ridgeline, tiptoeing as though he was walking a tightrope, as though he was Philippe Petit. That he cannot see how pretentious, how self-absorbed he is being makes Leanne angry. Later, she will regret yelling up to her husband that he can fall and break his neck for all she cares.

Today is Labour Day and every year on Labour Day Leanne prepares the soil in her sunken garden. Spring arrived this year with a fever, flushed and sweating and delirious. The exertion of preparation in this humidity blurs her body at its limits. She is evaporating, made concentrate. It's only late morning and already she feels the air is so damp she is bathing in it, swimming down for handfuls of the seafloor. The steam lifting off the turned mulch smells of green tea and wet dog. Something grumbles in the distance. Though Leanne understands her work in the garden is regenerative, the audible pop of green shoots letting go makes her feel like a monster. She has removed her gloves in the heat and the sweet-smelling moisture from the plucked suckling plants has made her fingers sticky.

FLERE HISTORIER FRA New Zealand Listener

New Zealand Listener

Hum dinger

The year's NZ music books have a high-volume encore.

time to read

2 mins

December 20-26, 2025

New Zealand Listener

Slap the slop this summer

2025 was the year Al slop oozed into every corner of the internet. I'm taking the summer to go cold turkey.

time to read

2 mins

December 20-26, 2025

New Zealand Listener

Shelling out

Eggshells are a great source of calcium, but think again if you're contemplating adding them to your diet.

time to read

2 mins

December 20-26, 2025

New Zealand Listener

New Zealand Listener

Heavyweight division

Mark Broatch checks out the year's best coffee table books.

time to read

3 mins

December 20-26, 2025

New Zealand Listener

New Zealand Listener

As bad as it gets

Veteran filmmaker wide of the mark in dated political comedy drama.

time to read

1 mins

December 20-26, 2025

New Zealand Listener

New Zealand Listener

Inspect a gadget

The 10 best tech upgrades of 2025.

time to read

4 mins

December 20-26, 2025

New Zealand Listener

New Zealand Listener

To absent friends

A search of Listener issues from ages past reveals the lack of classy wines was long lamented.

time to read

2 mins

December 20-26, 2025

New Zealand Listener

New Zealand Listener

That thinking feeling

Far from being emotionally driven, gut feelings can help us to make the best decisions, says a US expert on entrepreneurialism.

time to read

9 mins

December 20-26, 2025

New Zealand Listener

Diamonds in the rough

In a year in which our usual sources of sporting pride stumbled, some unlikely heroes sparkled.

time to read

7 mins

December 20-26, 2025

New Zealand Listener

New Zealand Listener

Thai up

Rocker Jimmy Barnes and wife Jane deliver seasonal recipes with an accent on Southeast Asia.

time to read

4 mins

December 20-26, 2025

Listen

Translate

Share

-
+

Change font size

Holiday offer front
Holiday offer back