Gå ubegrenset med Magzter GOLD

Gå ubegrenset med Magzter GOLD

Få ubegrenset tilgang til over 9000 magasiner, aviser og premiumhistorier for bare

$149.99
 
$74.99/År

Prøve GULL - Gratis

Not for resuscitation

New Zealand Listener

|

January 14-20 2023

The dinner trolley rattled past Maud's cubicle without stopping.

- Eileen Merriman

Not for resuscitation

"I'm starving," she called out, but was ignored as usual. Everyone in this place ignored her, unless they were sticking needles in her or prodding her stomach for the millionth time.

"I'm dying!" Maud yelled. A doctor who barely looked old enough to do up his own shoelaces scuttled past, flicking her a bemused glance. "I'm not for resuscitation anyway!" Maud thought she heard a titter from the next cubicle, but perhaps she was imagining that.

"Orderly." A little man in orange sneakers whipped her off to a ward. It smelt of overcooked food and bodily excretions. In fact, the whole place reminded her of a zoo, with the visiting hours and weird noises.

"Do I get any dinner?" Maud asked once she'd been dumped in a four-bedded room with high windows. Even if she could have seen above the sill, the glass looked as though it hadn't ever been cleaned.

"Ring your nurse," the orderly said, and left.

Maud searched around for the call bell, but it was nowhere to be seen. She sighed. "I'm not for resuscitation," she said into the void.

"Neither am I," said a voice from the next bed. Maud squinted at the girl, whose hair was peacock blue.

"Don't be silly," Maud said. "How old are you, fifteen?"

"Eighteen," the girl said. "Unfortunately." She sank beneath the covers with her phone, probably to do a selfie or tweet about something.

"I'm eighty-four," Maud said, wishing she knew how to tweet. Maybe the girl could teach her.

"Help," said the white-haired woman in the bed opposite her.

"I would if I could find my call bell," Maud said.

"Help," the woman repeated in a forlorn tone. Demented, Maud decided, casting around for the magazine she'd swiped out of the GP's waiting room when she'd made the mistake of going in about her skin.

FLERE HISTORIER FRA New Zealand Listener

New Zealand Listener

New Zealand Listener

Down to earth diva

One of the great singers of our time, Joyce DiDonato is set to make her New Zealand debut with Berlioz.

time to read

8 mins

29 November-December 5 2025

New Zealand Listener

New Zealand Listener

Tamahori in his own words

Opening credits

time to read

5 mins

29 November-December 5 2025

New Zealand Listener

New Zealand Listener

Thought bubbles

Why do chewing gum and doodling help us concentrate?

time to read

3 mins

29 November-December 5 2025

New Zealand Listener

New Zealand Listener

The Don

Sir Donald McIntyre, 1934-2025

time to read

2 mins

29 November-December 5 2025

New Zealand Listener

New Zealand Listener

I'm a firestarter

Late spring is bonfire season out here in the sticks. It is the time of year when we rural types - even we half-baked, lily-livered ones who have washed up from the city - set fire to enormous piles of dead wood, felled trees and sundry vegetation that have been building up since last summer, or perhaps even the summer before.

time to read

2 mins

29 November-December 5 2025

New Zealand Listener

New Zealand Listener

Salary sticks

Most discussions around pay equity involve raising women's wages to the equivalent of men's. But there is an alternative.

time to read

3 mins

29 November-December 5 2025

New Zealand Listener

New Zealand Listener

THE NOSE KNOWS

A New Zealand innovation is clearing the air for hayfever sufferers and revolutionising the $30 billion global nasal decongestant market.

time to read

2 mins

29 November-December 5 2025

New Zealand Listener

New Zealand Listener

View from the hilltop

A classy Hawke's Bay syrah hits all the right notes to command a high price.

time to read

2 mins

29 November-December 5 2025

New Zealand Listener

New Zealand Listener

Speak easy

Much is still unknown about the causes of stuttering but researchers are making progress on its genetic origins.

time to read

3 mins

29 November-December 5 2025

New Zealand Listener

New Zealand Listener

Recycling the family silver?

As election year looms, National is looking for ways to pay for its inevitable promises.

time to read

4 mins

29 November-December 5 2025

Translate

Share

-
+

Change font size