ALL in a Day's WORK

Every year, emergency responders at E-Comm 911 in British Columbia share some of the less- than-urgent calls that they've fielded:

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Every year, emergency responders at E-Comm 911 in British Columbia share some of the less-than-urgent calls that they've fielded:

★ McDonald's would not open its doors.

★ A neighbour was wearing too much cologne.

★ The dry cleaners stained their shirt.

★ Someone requested technical support.

★ There was a domesticated-looking bunny in the park.

Considering their line of work, it’s understandable why many funeral directors have a dark sense of humour. For example, when I was an associate pastor, I stood outside the church after a Sunday service, saying goodbye to our members. Among them was Harry, who worked at the local funeral parlour. We shook hands and I said, “See you later.” Harry smiled and said, “Not if I see you first.”

-DAVID BRADLEY

One day at the veterinarian’s office where I take my cat, a man and the receptionist were verbally sparring.