PERFECT FOR A JOHN HUGHES VILLAIN

Brian Davis, owner of the vintage store Wooden Sleepers, thinks this is the ideal sweatshirt even though he's never shoved anyone into a locker

- JONATHAN EVANS

I'M A SUCKER FOR A RED HOODIE, ESPEcially when it's been washed a thousand times and the bright red gets knocked down to this perfectly muted color. I found this at a flea market, which is great. Finding something in the wild just makes it sweeter. And it's been lived in. There's distressing around the collar, the cuffs are a little threadbare, the pocket has been torn from having hands in and out of it a million times.