Getting the Souvenir T-Shirt

YOU KNOW THE ONES WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.

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THE BAND T-SHIRTS at concert merch tables. The tacky novelty shirts hawked at roadside tourist traps. KISS LICK IT UP TOUR, in black. I (red heart) CARHENGE. For many of us, the mere thought of a souvenir T-shirt can induce nausea. To wear one is a sin against fashion, an offense against taste, to say nothing of the heavy price tags. Souvenir T-shirts often cost way too much money to be just an innocent impulse buy. But hear us out for a moment. What if souvenir T-shirts are worth way more than you think?