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THE DOCTOR'S PLAN

The New Yorker

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November 10, 2025

My plan worked. A liquid injected into the veins of children—yes, children, unwilling, screaming, crying children—to prevent them from contracting communicable diseases. Hate me if you want to. I never asked for your forgiveness. When I was just a boy, I watched my parents die before my eyes. Polio. I vowed to get my revenge. And I didn't care who I helped or how many lives I saved along the way.

- BY CORA FRAZIER

THE DOCTOR'S PLAN

This surgical mask is my disguise and my means of shielding myself from COVID spittle. I don’t need to show my face. I have no face to show. I am no longer a man. I have become what you call me, a give-no-shits Doctor, out here running cold water on the world’s burns.

Where is my conscience, you ask? Never had one. I’ve been too busy dressing wounds. Conscience is for cape-wearing amateurs who haven't yet recognized that they are, at their core, just like me. Broken. Weary. Numb. Band-Aid toting. Come and get me, so-called heroes. Because I’m about to strap you to a gurney and apply an ice pack to your throbbing head. And the whole time I’m going to laugh while asking what your kid has been up to.

Don't call it a costume. Call it scrubs. I wear them because of bloodstains. Yeah, Mr. Secretary, the blood from your nose when you forget to turn on the humidifier at night. Dry heat from a radiator will do that to you. Take a lollipop from my assistant. It’s poison-apple-shaped, and I’m not sorry.

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KICKS DEPT.ON THE LINE

On a chilly night last month, the Rockette Alumnae Association held its first black-tie charity ball, at the Edison Ballroom, in midtown.

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4 mins

December 22, 2025

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Portraits of Everyday Life in Greenland

The thirty-six-year-old Greenlandic photographer Inuuteq Storch didn't know much about Inuit culture growing up. In school, for instance, he was taught about ancient Greek deities, but there was no talk of a native pantheon of gods

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2 mins

December 22, 2025

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SELECTIVE MEMORY

\"Marjorie Prime\" and \"Anna Christie.\"

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7 mins

December 22, 2025

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The New Yorker

SPLIT TAKE

\"Is This Thing On?\"

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6 mins

December 22, 2025

The New Yorker

THE MUSICAL LIFE - NO-FRILLS NOVICE

As the singer-songwriter Audrey Hobert descended into the Gutter, a Lower East Side bowling alley, the other day, she shared a confession.

time to read

3 mins

December 22, 2025

The New Yorker

The New Yorker

RISK, DISCIPLINE

When Violet and I finally decided to get married, I was in the middle of a depression so deep it had developed into something more like psychosis.

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28 mins

December 22, 2025

The New Yorker

The New Yorker

CONSCIENTIOUS OBJECTORS

The second Presidency of Donald Trump has been unprecedented in myriad ways, perhaps above all in the way that he has managed to cajole, cow, or simply command people in his Administration to carry out even his most undemocratic wishes with remarkably little dissent.

time to read

4 mins

December 22, 2025

The New Yorker

The New Yorker

THE PUZZLE MAESTRO

For Stephen Sondheim, crafting crosswords and treasure hunts was as fun as writing musicals.

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16 mins

December 22, 2025

The New Yorker

The New Yorker

GREETINGS, FRIENDS!

As now the year two-oh-two-five, Somewhat ragged but alive, Reels and staggers to the finish, All its drawbacks can't diminish, Friends, how gladly 'tis we greet you! We aver, and do repeat, you Have our warm felicitations Full of gladsome protestations Of Christmastime regard! Though we have yet to rake the yard, Mercy! It's already snowing.

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2 mins

December 22, 2025

The New Yorker

The New Yorker

NINE LIVES DEPT. NIGHT THOUGHTS

First, a moment of silence. The beloved cat of the actor-comedian Kumail Nanjiani died three months ago. Her name was Bagel. She was seventeen.

time to read

2 mins

December 22, 2025

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