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The New Yorker

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September 1- 8, 2025 (Double Issue)

The actor and comedian Fred Armisen phoned the front desk from his room at a midtown hotel the other day, and asked the clerk to call right back.

- Michael Schulman

"I'm not going to pick up," he explained. "I'll just let it ring for a little bit, if you don't mind."Moments later, the phone rang-a rattly landline brrring and Armisen recorded it with a mike. "That's useful," he said, pleased.

Armisen, whose comedic confections include the hipster-utopia sketch show "Portlandia" and the Netflix special "Standup for Drummers," spent months considering sounds and their subtexts for his latest project, an album called "100 Sound Effects," which Drag City will release next month. He tried to capture subtleties: How does the metallic slam of a rental-car door differ from the polite click of a fancy car service dropping you off? Other tracks include "Obligatory Applause at a Speech," "Tentative Sawing," and "Band Sound Check Sound Guy and Band Agreeing for Too Long." ("If you're happy, I'm happy.") "I was lamenting that there aren't sound-effects albums in our lives as much, or in my life," Armisen said. "I feel like they used to exist more." Growing up, he had Halloween albums with spooky sounds which you could play at a haunted house. His own record features such specialized tracks as "Haunted House Ghost but Nobody Is Home" (a lonely little raaaah).

He created most of the effects at a recording studio in L.A., using classic Foley methods like crinkling plastic to simulate the crackling of a campfire. Others he captured in the field.

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KICKS DEPT.ON THE LINE

On a chilly night last month, the Rockette Alumnae Association held its first black-tie charity ball, at the Edison Ballroom, in midtown.

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4 mins

December 22, 2025

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Portraits of Everyday Life in Greenland

The thirty-six-year-old Greenlandic photographer Inuuteq Storch didn't know much about Inuit culture growing up. In school, for instance, he was taught about ancient Greek deities, but there was no talk of a native pantheon of gods

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2 mins

December 22, 2025

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SELECTIVE MEMORY

\"Marjorie Prime\" and \"Anna Christie.\"

time to read

7 mins

December 22, 2025

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SPLIT TAKE

\"Is This Thing On?\"

time to read

6 mins

December 22, 2025

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THE MUSICAL LIFE - NO-FRILLS NOVICE

As the singer-songwriter Audrey Hobert descended into the Gutter, a Lower East Side bowling alley, the other day, she shared a confession.

time to read

3 mins

December 22, 2025

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RISK, DISCIPLINE

When Violet and I finally decided to get married, I was in the middle of a depression so deep it had developed into something more like psychosis.

time to read

28 mins

December 22, 2025

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CONSCIENTIOUS OBJECTORS

The second Presidency of Donald Trump has been unprecedented in myriad ways, perhaps above all in the way that he has managed to cajole, cow, or simply command people in his Administration to carry out even his most undemocratic wishes with remarkably little dissent.

time to read

4 mins

December 22, 2025

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THE PUZZLE MAESTRO

For Stephen Sondheim, crafting crosswords and treasure hunts was as fun as writing musicals.

time to read

16 mins

December 22, 2025

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GREETINGS, FRIENDS!

As now the year two-oh-two-five, Somewhat ragged but alive, Reels and staggers to the finish, All its drawbacks can't diminish, Friends, how gladly 'tis we greet you! We aver, and do repeat, you Have our warm felicitations Full of gladsome protestations Of Christmastime regard! Though we have yet to rake the yard, Mercy! It's already snowing.

time to read

2 mins

December 22, 2025

The New Yorker

The New Yorker

NINE LIVES DEPT. NIGHT THOUGHTS

First, a moment of silence. The beloved cat of the actor-comedian Kumail Nanjiani died three months ago. Her name was Bagel. She was seventeen.

time to read

2 mins

December 22, 2025

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