MELANIE BOOBY-TRAPS BONFIRE!

THE bonfire in The Bonfire of the Vanities was how badly the 1990 movie turned out, with such head-scratching casting as nice-guy TOM HANKS playing a Wall Street shark and soft, cuddly MELANIE GRIFFITH playing his claws-out mistress.

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Making matters worse was that midway through the production, slim-line Melanie secretly decided to get an all-out boob job - which ruined the film's continuity and sent the wardrobe department scrambling. In some scenes, s