BARFLY CAGED SHOOTING FOR IN COP SHOP

BOTHERED boozer Suzanne Laprise was ordered bottled up behind bars for 12 years for shooting up a Connecticut police station, lawmen say.

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Soused Laprise, 53, stumbled into the lobby of a precinct in Bristol in October 2023 waving a 9mm pistol and fired the weapon five times, police say.

Officers attempted to talk down the juiced-up gunslinger from behind an interior door — and one even fired two shots at her — but bulletproof glass prevented any injuries.