Why Are Men So Loud?

Life on lockdown would be a peaceful affair... If men were more like women!

- Dawn Neesom

Anyone else worried they’ll come out of coronavirus COVID-19 lockdown a borderline alcoholic and three stone heavier? Watched fitness expert Joe Wicks giving his exercise masterclasses online so much that I have pet names for his abs. And a few other bits too…

But have I followed his lead? Er, no. Mostly because the clearest space available in our flat is just outside the kitchen. Which has a fridge in it. And we all know fridges have an eerie magnetic field that’s utterly irresistible. Seriously why is it IMPOSSIBLE to walk past one without opening it and gazing inside?