“Each Sale I Drink a Glass of Water” - The Worst Game From a Terrible Studio

Jamie thinks poorly of this developer.

- Jamie Davies

Bmc Studio trades in crap; low-effort anti-games that, by their creator’s own admission, are born from dumb, spur of the moment jokes. Since 2016, Bmc has flooded the Steam store with a deluge of cheap and shoddy titles that leech off hot internet memes. Kimulator: Fight for your destiny involves fighting Kim Jong Un and a base of North Korean soldiers, represented by GameGuru stock assets combined with some of the lowest-effort FMV known to humankind. Dabman: When the Haters Dab Back leverages the ‘dabbing’ trend of yesteryear and tells a live-action ‘choose your own adventure’ narrative that follows a dabbing superhero fighting his nemesis, The Emoji Eradicator—yes, really. Recently, the studio’s Coughing Simulator made light of the Coronavirus pandemic, telling players to “Use this game to cough in the safety of your own home” in reference to the dry cough synonymous with the virus. All told, the Bmc Studio catalogue is now 22 games deep. That’s 22 games of irredeemable shovelware that, at best, resemble low-tier flash games stitched to the dreadful YouTube sketches of a bored teenager.