Why You Should Never Be Jealous Of His EX

In fact, his ex might be the best thing that ever happened to you, says Emma Markezic. And she can prove it, too

- Emma Markezic

You know how there are some words that just chill your waters? Moist is one of them. Flaccid is another. I can’t say I’m partial to the word discharge either. But the most grievous – the one that really makes your skin prickle with discontent – is often just the name of the girl who came before you. It’s totally normal, of course. It doesn’t matter if she’s more successful than you or less, blonde or brunette, if she lives across the road or across the world. There’s just something about… THE EX. I can’t believe no one’s written a horror movie about it at this point. We’ve had The Exorcist, The Omen, The Swarm, The Thing,