Charm His Pants Off

Need something to say when he asks, ‘Where should we meet?’ Here’s how to nail the date-night pitch, and then nail him after

- Katie Stow

A spring fling is nice in theory, tricky in pratice. But not anymore...

With a new season upon us (good riddance, winter), we want to make sure that you’re miles away from breaking point and are actually excited about the potential of getting it on this spring.

But even with all the enthusiasm you can muster, going in blind to the dating scene is not something we would ever recommend. Being able to whip out a top-notch date idea on the fly is something you need in your single-gal arsenal, so when that Tinder match asks you, ‘What do you want to do?’ you can hit them back with a plan so good they can’t refuse.

To make sure that you’re completely covered from start to *cough* finish, we’ve prepared a step-by-step guide on how to move from the date all the way to bedroom – keeping things on theme throughout, of course.

It’s time to dive into spring dating and treat yourself to your most unforgettable season of sex yet... 

HIT THE ROAD, JACK

Whether or not your date is called Jack is completely irrelevant. Road trips are ridiculously romantic and give you a sense that you’re the most spontaneous pair to ever hit the highway. Prepare a playlist for the journey that’ll have you both singing so loud you’ll have lost your voices before you even reach your destination.

Want to take things up a gear? Pull over in a quiet spot (no four-lane motorways, guys) and crack the windows just a smidge. This is the time you want to oh-sosubtly switch on your ‘getting jiggy with it’ playlist and pump it through the sound system. Then recline the front seats, or jump into the back, and get down to business.