Age-old DILEMMA

Kerre’s eyeing up an easy surgical fix... so what is it she just can’t face?

- KERRE WOODHAM

Idon't know if you've seen the results of Kris Jenner's latest plastic surgery. Five points if you don't read those magazines or scroll the websites that have photos of Kris' plastic surgery front and centre. An extra 10 if you don't know who Kris is.

For those who are blissfully unaware, she is a “momager”. A woman who has parlayed five of her six children into commodities through a TV show that follows the highs and lows of the family's privileged Californian life. In a piece of ratings serendipity, Kris' second husband, the Olympian Bruce Jenner, came out as a woman and Kris is now divorced from Bruce, who is now known as Caitlyn - without a K, to differentiate herself from stepchildren Kim, Kourtney and Khloé, and her two daughters Kendall and Kylie.

Anyhoo, on the eve of her 70th birthday, Kris has had a facelift. She doesn't just look younger - she looks totally different, as though she has taken a photo of Kim and said to the surgeon, “Make me look as much like my daughter as you possibly can.”