This type of blockbuster just doesn't get made anymore

Diving into the gloriously stupid past with STRANGLEHOLD

- BEN TYRER

Over the past month, I've spent hundreds of hours feasting on Elden Ring, but now I'm hungry for something a little less... demanding. A game where the only brain cells I need are the ones that know how to point and shoot. An experience that understands the value of allowing you to fire a gun at a man's groin and have them pull an exaggerated grimace in response. Stranglehold, the living embodiment of the phrase 'simple pleasures', is my meal of choice.