Sweeney is trolled for being beautiful. I'm not in the same league but can relate to that

Sydney Sweeney is the perfect woman. According to society's beauty standards, she literally couldn't be more meticulously honed.

- By OLIVIA PETTER

With pouted lips, glossy hair, doe eyes, high cheekbones, and what looks like an effortlessly crafted slender frame, she has gone to the exact right lab and emerged with the exact right features that the world has told her she needs in order to be very, very pretty.

She also happens to be an incredibly talented, Emmy-nominated actor, one who has most recently been critically praised for her role as the former professional boxer Christy Martin in a biopic about the sporting star - personally, I'm a fan of Euphoria (“I’ve never, ever been happier!” screeches her character, Cassie, in one memorable scene). From her interviews, it also seems like the 28-year-old is a very nice and pleasant person. To be clear, that’s beauty, talent, success and possibly also kindness.

Tick, tick, tick. Bonus tick.