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It's a cracker! Jokes about Celeb Traitors and Oasis top list
The Gazette
|December 15, 2025
JOKES about The Celebrity Traitors, Oasis and Sabrina Carpenter feature in a list of this year's top 10 Christmas cracker gags.
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TV channels U and Gold have been running a competition for 13 years, asking viewers to send in their best jokes, with ones about singer Lily Allen, Reform UK leader Nigel Farage, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor also included.
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