Brave a pirate's life in Long Beach

It's the final weekend to immerse yourself in Last Call Theatre's campy production.

- BY TODD MARTENS

Pirating, as evidenced by centuries of stories and one of the greatest theme park rides (ahoy, Disneyland), has long fascinated. Seafaring and sword fighting imply adventure. Dice games? Bluffing and strategy. And if you're really lucky, maybe you'll find a mermaid.

Last Call Theatre, a local interactive-focused performance group, has found a way to give us a taste of buccaneering — without the pesky consequences of being captured by the Royal Navy or succumbing to a rum-induced liver disease.

For one more weekend in Long Beach, theatergoers can live out a mini marauding fantasy on an actual ship at "Pirates Wanted," a limited-run revival of the troupe's 2024 show. It's theater, but it's also a choose-your-own-adventure-style game, one with branching narratives, multiple endings and even life lessons.

The show is set on board the American Pride tall ship docked at Long Beach's Pine Avenue Pier, a 130-foot schooner that today is primarily used as an education-focused vessel. Stand still and feel the lean and long boat gently rock on the waves. But you'll rarely be stationary on the woodheavy craft. With a cast of 14 and an audience capacity of 55, “Pirates Wanted” explores the full top deck of the ship, which is accessible via a small portable stairway.

The setup: As audience members, we are to be trained as pirates in 17th century England, with much of the cast performing in exaggerated accents. The drama: Our captain’s previous ship was marooned under suspicious circumstances.