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|July 08, 2025
Why did the vet become an archaeologist? He was great at uncovering bones!
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Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses. Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night? Nurse: No change yet.
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake. Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
Doctor: I've got very bad news - you've got cancer and Alzheimer's. Patient: Well, at least I don't have cancer.
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