When push comes to shove.. it's a top show

Re Emmerdale's 'Who pushed Joe? storyline. I have'nt had such a good time guessing since 'Who shot JR?'

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PHANTOM TEXTER

Why do we bother with the Eurovision Farce Contest? Three years ago Ukraine won, fair enough, and the rest of Europe voted us second so we could pick up the bill for hosting the next year as Ukraine obviously wouldn't be able to. The following year on our home turf we were voted bottom again. And now the BBC give it more coverage.

Andyyork