No-way-sis!

HE'S pals with Noel Gallagher but Paul Weller decided to snub the Oasis gigs because he can't stand big shows.

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The Modfather reckons stadium shows are pretty pointless because you never get a decent enough seat - even if you're rock royalty.

Paul confessed: "I've not been to see them, no.

"I am not a big fan of big gigs and I said to Noel a few weeks ago, a few months ago, 'Are you gonna do any warm-ups?' Which he wasn't.