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LANDO HOPE AND GLORY!

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October 26, 2024

Back Max speed limit

I HATE driving because I never know where I'm going.

Last week, I was driving absentmindedly and my wife suddenly said: "Hey, you missed a right!" I said: "Thanks babe.

You Mrs Right!" This morning, I accidentally changed the voice on my GPS to a male one. Now it just says: "It's around here somewhere.

Keep driving." I was heading to a funeral and I felt uncomfortable pulling into the cemetery.

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