BIG GUNS TO PUT BOOT IN

Jim will be made to pay

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MY wife says I’m the biggest cheapskate she’s ever met.

But I'm not buying it.

She keeps saying I’m a skinflint. To prove her wrong, I took her out for tea and biscuits. I don’t think she enjoyed the process of giving blood first though.

Later, she dropped the bombshell she was considering breaking up with me because I’m a “mean tightwad”. It really put a downer on our Tesco meal deal.