Budge it Rachel, here's my Plan B

AFTER months of tedious build up and scaremongering, Rachel Reeves will dust off her red box of doom and deliver her budget this week.

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Let's face it, it's not likely to be pretty. In fact, it’s likely taxes will rise, duty on booze will rocket and the betting industry will take a hit.

Ebe-reeves-er Scrooge is set to ruin Christmas for millions.

Why is it the average man and woman in the street who pays the price? It doesn't have to be like that.

There's still time to change course Rachel, and here are my top tips on how to really make some cash and win voters' approval this Wednesday.

THE LIAR POLITICIAN TAX

IT'S annoying that it is just accepted that our politicians can lie and face no consequences. Well, how about a £1,000 fine for every MP caught lying - £10,000 if it's a member of the cabinet. This "we won't raise taxes" mob could probably halve the national debt.

PROTEST TAX