Misspell sounds the death knell at gory Tory party meet-up

LADY Gaga mesmerised a sellout 23,000 crowd with her talent and energy at the Manchester Co-op Live Arena this week.

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Conference's messaging summed up by 'Britian' on free chocolate bars

Three miles away, in an arena devoid of all energy and life, a different lady who went gaga many years ago had the sparse crowd pining for the past.

Lady Thatcher haunted this year's funereal Tory conference like a mocking ghost. At the entrance stood three glass cages housing her power suits, there was a giant mosaic of her face, and a Thatcher Theatre. Stalls were selling Thatcher books, mugs, tea towels and Christmas baubles, and virtually every speaker made a teary-eyed reference to her glory days.

The love-in was almost pornographic. Although with Thatcher being dead for 12 years it was purely necrophilia porn.