Bombing the UN? Well, that escalated quickly

DERANGED Fox News host Jesse Watters took a broken escalator as an affront and a global crisis.

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After Donald Trump got stuck at the bottom of one at the UN this week, the bonkers presenter suggested it could be “sabotage” and ominously warned: "Daddy's not happy.”

He claimed the “insurrection” warranted extreme measures, including leaving the UN... or bombing it.

He did pause to note, helpfully, that “there might be some fallout” because, apparently, with the UN being in New York, geography maybe a little tricky.

All this over a minor mechanical hiccup that Trump himself dismissed with a joke about a “bad escalator and a bad teleprompter".

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