A prediction for the next series of Dr Who

WITH the BBC forever intimidated by the state of the culture wars at any given time and with Reform still leading in the polls, here is what I predict for the next series of Dr Who.The Tardis will suddenly appear out of nowhere as usual, but now with a Union Jack and St George flag on it.

- 

Out will step the new Dr Who, who has become a skinhead, and who will use his big bovver boots to attack a rainbow-coloured Dalek.

The Tardis will then be commandeered to quickly achieve the One In One Out policy and move Asylum Seekers back across The Channel to France.

Dr Who will then be given his next assignment, to travel back in time to make sure that Gary Lineker never worked at the BBC in the first place.

Certainly that will get Nigel Farage watching instead of complaining about it, so one way to keep the licence fee going.

G O'Brien, by email

Scrutiny to come