THE GARDEN PATH TO PERDITION

I WAS CRUISING RIGHT ALONG, feeling okay about myself, when I came across a list of the Seven Deadly Sins.

- SCOTT BEUERLEIN &TOM BEUERLEIN

I really wish that hadn't happened. Suddenly, I'm concerned that gardening has gotten me into big trouble.

I think I can skate on a few. Gluttony, for instance.

And Sloth. I have a garden. There's always work to do.

Little time for Gluttony or Sloth.

And Wrath? I never feel wrathful. I never bring fury down upon my enemies. Hell, I don't think I even have any enemies. And I'm too damned non-confrontational if I did. But if Wrath describes how I react to deer...and weeds...and hoses....