TRUMP'S TO-UNDO LIST

Abolish amendments. Makes Constitution look weak. I read Constitution. I read passages, I read areas, chapters. Nobody reads Constitution more than me! Nobody even knows what the Fourteenth means. Let's go back to first draft!

- BY PATRICIA MARX

I never said all amendments. Gun one's a keeper. And that fun thing about quartering soldiers. Rest go! Freedom of speech? You're going to pay for it! Double for pronouns!!

Mules must use mule bathroom. Not horse, not donkey bathroom—birth-species bathroom!

No more brown or yellow M&M's. Low I.Q., emotionally unstable. Send back to factory—probably in shit-hole countries like Massachusetts. WHITE M&M's only! Merit-based!

Not doing climate—they said it's changing, IT'S NOT! Every day under my Administration we have climate all over the place, rain or shine!

Cut FEMA flood budget. Make Bezos send wet places salad spinners to dry out stuff.

Demand recount in Canada. Very rigged. Donald Trump not on ballot!!! Lewis and Clark—fine people—told me Canada's not mentally qualified to be a country!

Birds, extinctify them. I like birds, very beautiful birds, some of them—but others, quite frankly, they're very disrespectful, very nasty.