WHAT A CATCH!

Andrew's looking for love again in the Middle East -

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King Charles took away his brother's royal titles, and spies say Prince William considers him an embarrassment

PALACE pariah Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor is plotting a new life in the Middle East, where Britain's former prince plans to dive into the dating pool and cash in on his royal lineage, and now his blue-blooded kin are bracing themselves for even more shameful shenanigans, sources say.

“Andrew’s got this idea that he’ll be welcomed into this community of expats over there and embraced like it’s the good old days,” an insider says. “He’s even talking about how he wants to get back to dating. The royals will be relieved to see him go, but they’ll also be worrying about what he might get up to once he’s off and operating completely on his own terms.”