Marky Ponders When Not To Use The Internet

It’s given us Philosoraptor and Instagram and all the fainting goats we need but sometimes you have to shut it down and walk away,  

- Emma Markezic

Thing that piqued my interest this month: THE INTERNET. That’s right, the whole darn thing. I had surgery, you see – and when you’re laid up in a hospital bed for weeks on end, the internet becomes your real and actual bae. I mean, it gives so much and asks so little in return! But here’s what I realised: like so many baes, it can’t be trusted. But not to worry, I’ve figured out a way around it. I call it a Goo. I got one, and now I can’t do without it! Here’s why you need a Goo too.

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A Goo isn’t something you buy, it’s something you create. And it will make your life so much easier. I guarantee at least 87 per cent less anxiety as a direct result. It’s short for