Muse Dash

There are some things about Muse Dash that we understand perfectly: the loading screen, for instance.

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Rather than, say, a shot of our heroines’ faces, we’re repeatedly confronted with a close crop of their groins and legs. Lest we assume that this bright, two-button DJMax-alike is all about rhythm heaven, this is a reminder that a large portion of its intended audience is simply here for the waifu factor.

Which, you know, fine, if that’s your thing. But it’s sad to see