GET FURTHER BACK!

Hobbit director to release entirety of Fabs' lives on film

PETER JACKSON, fresh from the success of his arse-numbing 7-hour reworking of the Beatles' previously shelved Let it Be TV special, has promised fans even more remastered footage of the Fab Four - four lifetimes' worth!

Using the same Artificial Intelligence technology that smoothed out imperfections in the original 60 hours of source material, Jackson's editing suite boffins discovered that their computers now had enough Beatles data from the Get Back footage to recreate John, Paul, George and Ringo's lives in full.

“I thought the software was taking a little longer than usual to bring it up to the high definition that modern viewers demand," Jackson told reporters. “It was only when I pushed the button to check the footage that I realised that, instead of the brief resume of the lads' career that we'd put together as an intro, I was instead watching Ringo being born. It was astounding."