Playing with Fire

‘There we were, all just sitting around the campfire...’

- DAVE RICHARDS

Evocative words, but sadly for most folk ‘sitting around the campfire’ simply won’t be happening on the majority of campsites. It’s a blokey thing really, my wife always worries that I’m going to set myself on fire & burn the awning down to the ground. And that’s just while I’m firing up a gas barbie! If the hardcore camping forums are to be believed, for some people, if they can’t build a fire on their pitch, it’s not worth them going. These are presumably the sort of folk who enjoy digging toilets & eating moss!.

Me? I like my facilities. And I have grown to rely on a proper flushing toilet.

So, I cheat.