BLONDIE MAGAZINE - April 2020

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Stella Maxwell Is A Massive Fashion Model
In weird Stella Maxwell related news, I get hate mail for posting this skinny, interesting faced girl of instagram…people call me a fag who likes little boys, because apparently this is little boy body to the people who visit this mag, which makes me scared of what you think is womanly….don’t bother sharing what you find womanly…I prefer ignoring you and focusing on the lack of people who read this mag, than the 2 people who do to bitch at me about Stella Maxwell…

Maryna Linchuk The Future Is Now
Maryna Linchuk is this interesting looking model from who the fuck cares who is trending on instagram at least enough for some out of touch old fuck who doesn’t really care about the most hyped or trending tits, and really doesn’t care about any tits, but I guess that could be debated by the debate team because I post tits every day of my fucking life, which in and of itself would make you think I do it because I am passionate about tits of instagram or entertainment, but really it’s just clickbait for me to bust out my stand-up comedy act that I’m working on for when the Quarantine opens up…a comedy show that my objective is to have zero laughs the entire time…not even awkward ones….

Scarlett Liethold All I Need To Know
The whole modeling thing is just good to get you on the map and to give you that platform to brainwash people with your bullshit.