UMBRELLA ENCHANTED

RESIDENT EVIL 3 is a short, severe Valentine's day massacre

- Matthew Elliott

Sometimes, before you play a game, you think you have an intro already written. I was going to talk about how hard it is to make slow zombies scary in a post-28 Days Later world. But honestly, that's bullshit: they're dead people who moan and try to bite you. They walk funny. It's an absolute pant-shitter.

And somehow,