Navigating life's difficult questions - without a slap

Every day we face questions; Have you fed the cat? Are we out of milk? Have you seen my car keys? The usual, innocuous type of thing. Part of the quiz designed to get us through life.

- ANDREW HAIGH

But some questions are beset with danger. Positively laced with the potential for life-changing injury should we give what is considered to be the incorrect answer.

Does my bum look big in this?

Answer this in the affirmative and if you've recently purchased the big box of breakfast cereal you have wasted your hard-earned. You won't be around to enjoy it!

How old do you think I am? Also comes with a subtext. That being, whatever age you think I am, go lower, I want to be flattered.