One nation, one menu

This comedian is here to tell funny stories about HyderabadHE Board of Secondary Education, Telangana, sets the syllabus. The Illuminati of Hyderabad food sets the menu.

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(This comedian is here to tell funny stories about Hyderabad)

HE Board of Secondary Education, Telangana, sets the syllabus. The Illuminati of Hyderabad food sets the menu.

The board prescribes one textbook for all schools. The Freemasons wrote one menu for all restaurants.

Schools hire teachers to teach from that book. Restaurants hire chefs to cook from that one menu.

Some teachers follow the syllabus to the dot. Some go beyond and try harder. Some just read from the guide and go home.

Same with chefs—some follow the recipe to the dot, some experiment, and some just reheat leftovers.

Schools have different names, fees, and uniforms. Restaurants have different names, prices, and themes.

But what they teach and what they cook is exactly the same.