Derby delight after day of Barney rubble

BARNEY STEWART hopes his derby exploits helped earn a Dunfermline win bonus - after coughing up £300 on the eve of the game.

- BY DARREN JOHNSTONE

The striker found his car had been clamped on Thursday morning since he'd forgot to pay his road tax. That led to him copping another fine for being late for training... during which he got a penalty charge for parking illegally after no spaces were left in the car park.