'Heart attack on a plate' is not my idea of a gift for Dad

STRUGGLING for a Father's Day gift? How about a heart attack on a plate? Supermarket chain Morrisons might be able to help. It's relaunched its Big Daddy breakfast, with 23 items for just a tenner.

- PETE PHEASANT

Yes, 23 - and that's not counting individual baked beans. Oh, and the tenner doesn't include a side of indigestion tonic.

Four sausages, four rashers of bacon, four hash browns, three slices of black pudding, three fried eggs, a helping of beans and mushrooms, with three slices of white buttered toast in case a bit of filler's needed.

Such stories are meat and drink to journalists on a quiet day. Well, meat and fat.