Bertie Goes Back To School

Bertie misses the years he spent in a dorm room.

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His inability to remember anything that failed to interest him, combined with the preponderance of Greek-riddled finance and abbreviation-laden marketing courses, quickly convinced him that he was not destined for anywhere close to the top of the class. That eased a lot of the pressure and made life straightforward—just enough classes and assignments to earn a respectable marksheet and sovereignty over the rest of his time without any attendant responsibilities.

This was what he particularly cherished: reading things he liked irrespective of whether they would contribute to his grades; a cavernous library stuffed with all manner of texts; sundry sporting activities; and time spent shooting the breeze with friends he hoped would last him a lifetime. There were no finances to take care of, no office politics to navigate, and without a reality check from the outside world, no dream seemed too big.